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The Three Little Pigs … a mini play
The stage is set with three houses, one made of straw, one made of sticks, and one made of bricks. PETER, SAMANTHA, and MARCUS are each in their respective houses, going about their daily business. Suddenly, they hear a loud knocking on their doors.
PETER: [Looks up from his computer screen] Huh? Who could that be?
SAMANTHA: [Putting on lipstick in front of a mirror] Ugh, can't a girl get any peace and quiet around here?
MARCUS: [Chopping vegetables in his kitchen] Who's there? Come on in!
The knocking continues, louder and more insistent. Finally, the pigs open their doors to reveal the BIG BAD WOLF, dressed in a sharp suit and carrying a briefcase.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Smiling menacingly] Good morning, my dear pig friends. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
PETER: [Suspiciously] What kind of bad news?
BIG BAD WOLF: [Smoothly] Well, it seems that this land has been earmarked for development. A brand new shopping mall is going to be built right here, and your homes will need to be demolished to make way for it.
SAMANTHA: [Appalled] Demolished? You can't do that!
MARCUS: [Indignantly] This is our home! We won't let you destroy it!
BIG BAD WOLF: [Chuckling] I'm afraid you don't have much of a choice, my friends. The paperwork has all been signed, sealed, and delivered. The demolition crew will be here in just a few short hours.
PETER: [Grimly] We'll see about that. I have an invention that I've been working on that just might be able to save us from your dastardly plans.
SAMANTHA: [Determined] And I have connections in the modeling industry. I'll make sure that the whole world knows what you're trying to do.
MARCUS: [Confidently] And I have a recipe that's so delicious, it could stop you in your tracks.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Laughing] You three little pigs really think you can stop me? I'm afraid you're no match for my power and influence.
The wolf exits, cackling with evil glee. The pigs are left to ponder their next move.
SAMANTHA: [Looking at her reflection in the mirror] Well, I, for one, am not going down without a fight.
MARCUS: [Holding up a knife] Nor am I.
PETER: [Plugging in a device] And neither am I. We'll use our skills and our wits to outsmart that wolf and save our homes.
The pigs huddle together, determined to come up with a plan. They are surrounded by various pieces of electronic equipment and tools.
PETER: Okay, I think I've got it. This device should create a force field around our homes that will make it impossible for the wolf to demolish them.
MARCUS: [Skeptically] Are you sure that's going to work?
PETER: [Confidently] Trust me, Marcus. I've tested it out, and it's foolproof.
SAMANTHA: [Excitedly] And I've got my team of models on standby. As soon as we get the word out about what the wolf is trying to do, the public will be up in arms. We'll have protests and boycotts and hashtags trending all over social media.
MARCUS: [Smiling] And I'll cook up a meal so delicious that the wolf won't be able to resist. He'll be too busy savoring every bite to think about tearing down our homes.
PETER: [Looking at his watch] Okay, we don't have much time. The demolition crew will be here any minute. Let's get to work.
The pigs rush around the house, setting up the force field device and putting the finishing touches on their plan. Suddenly, there is a loud banging on the door.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Offstage] Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!
PETER: [Smirking] Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Angrily] Fine then. I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
The wolf starts blowing on the house, but the force field device hums to life, and the house remains standing.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Frustrated] What's going on? Why isn't it working?
SAMANTHA: [Opening the door and standing in the doorway] Because we won't let you destroy our homes, that's why. The whole world is watching, and they're on our side.
MARCUS: [Emerging from the house with a steaming platter] And we've got something that we think will change your mind.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Skeptically] What is it?
MARCUS: [Smiling] You'll have to try it and see.
The wolf takes a bite of the food and his eyes widen in surprise. The pigs watch him nervously.
BIG BAD WOLF: [Mouth full] This...this is incredible! What is it?
MARCUS: [Grinning] A secret family recipe. So, what do you say? Can we make a deal?
BIG BAD WOLF: [Smiling] I think we can come to an agreement.
The pigs and the wolf shake hands, and the lights fade to black as they celebrate their victory.
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