A Very Patriotic Pageant! Songs and Sketches to Celebrate America

By Andy Beck and Brian Fisher with additional music by Greg Gilpin, Jay Althouse, Mary Donnelly and George L. O. Strid, Michael and Angela Souders, and Berta and Sonja Poorman

Book & Online PDF

Get ready for a star-spangled celebration with "A Very Patriotic Pageant!" This uproarious variety show combines comical scenes and silly sendups with a rousing collection of flag-waving songs, creating the perfect blend of laughter and patriotism.

Highlights include Benjamin Franklin's hilarious campaign for the turkey as our national bird, Betsy Ross's star-studded fashion faux pas, and a series of side-splitting shoutouts to the Liberty Bell. The four Mount Rushmore presidents also get in on the fun, delivering a plethora of monumental dad jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

With up to 32 speaking roles and room for as many singers as your stage can handle, this show is perfect for involving the whole cast. And the best part? A heartfelt tribute to active military and veterans in your audience, adding a touch of sincerity to the lighthearted fun.

"A Very Patriotic Pageant!" is 35 minutes of respectful ridiculousness that's perfect for any red-white-and-blue holiday or any time of year you want to celebrate America!

Key Features:

• Hilarious Sketches and Songs: A mix of comical scenes and patriotic tunes.
• Flexible Casting: Accommodates up to 32 speaking roles and a large chorus.
• Heartfelt Tribute: Honors active military and veterans.
• Production Notes and Choreography: Included for ease of staging.

Recommended for grades 3 and up.

Kit Includes Book and Downloaded Music

Celebrate America with laughter and song! Bring "A Very Patriotic Pageant!" to your stage today.